An open letter to fellow motorists
Dear fellow Cleveland motorists, I’m a pretty easygoing guy, but lately your collective driving habits have tempted me to mount a bazooka on my hood. To avoid further unpleasantness, I offer the...
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Hurricane Rita and the race hustlers
As the race-grievance industry continues to hector the public about the federal government’s response to Hurricane Katrina, we’ve all by now heard the oft-repeated slander that the feds were slow to...
View ArticleChinese water torture as advertising
HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead.HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead.HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead. Please, someone shoot me.
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Charlie Rangel is an asshat
Just click the image of Congressman Charlie Rangel (D-NY) to find out why: I’m a veteran, and I’m outraged. I joined up in 1990 because I wanted to serve my country. I had a full ride scholarship...
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Things will get much worse before they get better
The Democrats have been running Congress for a short time now, but they’re already living up (down?) to conservative expectations. The Republican Party is reverting to spinelessness, and high-profile...
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Imagine nine straight years of torture
Here’s a sample of the jaw-grinding agony we face from listening to the voice of a President Hillary Clinton.
View Article“Freedom For Today” debt reduction scam
A company called Freedom For Today just called me a few minutes ago and offered me software that will supposedly reduce my credit card debt and boost my credit rating. As annoying as such telemarketing...
View ArticleUN complains about American “control” of the Internet
A bunch of UN bureaucrats threaten to pitch a hissy fit over America’s administration of the Internet: When hundreds of technology experts from around the world gather here this week to hammer out the...
View ArticleTime Warner Cable sucks
Here I sit, trying to watch the premiere of “The Pacific” on HBO, and the signal from Time Warner Cable is hitching, pausing, and pixelated. I signed up for HBO on Thursday just for this. I’ve been...
View ArticleI watched six seasons of LOST … for this?
So there I was, watching LOST, enjoying the series finale and eagerly awaiting the explanation for the alternate timeline, and getting all misty-eyed as the familiar and beloved characters have their...
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How to retaliate against the Yandex bot (Updated)
A few days ago I noticed that my site’s bandwidth usage was suddenly up. And I mean way up. Bandwidth is expensive, so I dug into the server logs and found that one particular computer was repeatedly...
View ArticleAt last, no more political phone calls
I suspect we can all share a sigh of relief there.
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Today’s Emergency Alert System test
The federal government obviously hasn’t figured out how to broadcast on these newfangled radio thingies. The national EAS test repeated itself twice, each time ending in “we now return you to your...
View ArticleKLM: the spammer’s airline of choice
KLM – Royal Dutch Airlines (or someone pretending to be them) routinely sends me spam. For some unknown reason, their ridiculously banal press releases keep arriving in my inbox, no matter how I...
View ArticleDo Obama and the statists want a collapse?
We’re fast approaching the infamous “Fiscal Cliff,” yet people seem perplexed that we’re not even tapping the brakes. Some suspect that this all looks almost … intentional. Guess what? It is. This is...
View ArticleYes, yes, it’s those damned social cons who ruined everything
Ace has decided to dump on us social conservatives again: I’m sick of pretending I don’t think it’s weird that people are still wigging out over the idea that some people are attracted to the same sex,...
View ArticleLet it burn?
Thugs gonna thug, I guess. Leave it to idiots to celebrate by destroying stuff.
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